The Strange Streamer Only Did a Mukbang (3)
I was really looking forward to it. Maru and I have an incredibly close relationship. To explain it, um… to explain it. Right off the bat. Besties. Total besties. There’s no other way to put it. That’s exactly how it is. Really. Maru and I are absolute besties. Of course, our ages aren’t bestie-level. It’s a perfect vertical relationship, but I was just using a metaphor. It means I’m that excited. I’m so looking forward to it.
Our viewers must be wondering how they see the relationship between me and Maru. Hehe. It’s probably full of praise, right? I respect her so much. I’m sure it’s written really well. “Maru… I’ll read it now.” There were over twenty lines, but this time I decided to read it myself.
“Hima and I have a special relationship.” The very first sentence moved me. Everyone really felt it. My respect reached them. Ha… thank you. Next line. “Our first meeting was in the End Dungeon… No, that’s wrong.” Wrong from the very start. That was a little disappointing. My memory might have been distorted, so I checked the video once. Of course, it was a long time ago. Anyway, my memory was accurate. Even though I’d never properly spoken with Maru even once back then, meeting her at that time was the right way to put it.
“Huh? Why?” What’s sad? I’m not sad at all. That’s just how it was. I’m grateful I could even participate like that. These idiots. They’re nitpicking again. I can’t waste time on obvious nitpicks. I want to quickly share this overwhelming feeling.
“So please correct that. Shall I keep reading? Uh… Hima and I played a lot of games together, and the real turning point in our friendship was… after the Minecraft server… No, that’s wrong. Exactly wrong. After that… after that, it was when I met Maru in real life. That must be it. Please correct it.”
If my memory is right, Maru suggested we meet in real life, and I went. We had dakgalbi there, right? I got treated to that one meal and we even went to an amusement park. I rode so many rides that day. It was really fun. The memories are coming back fresh.
“Right. That must be it. We ate dakgalbi then and went to the amusement park too. I think I was even wearing my school uniform that day? Yeah, probably.” I said whatever came to mind. I didn’t want wrong information spreading. Since it’s my own Namuwiki page, I naturally wanted only high-quality, accurate info on it… so I just blurted out whatever I remembered.
“Next, I’ll read. After that we got really close… and met in real life. Ah, no. We got really close in real life. I just said that, right?” This was kind of fun. It felt like I was some kind of expert, catching wrong information while reading my own Namuwiki page.
“The only person I use formal speech with. Really? Uh… hmm?” That’s true…! It is. For some reason Maru always speaks formally to me. But I have to use formal speech with her. It’s common sense for a younger person to speak formally to an older person. I was just following that rule. Maru could speak casually to me and it wouldn’t matter. That’s just how the world works.
“It really is!!” But now that I was consciously thinking about it, it felt amazing. Maru really uses formal speech with me? She’s such a high-femme woman. Wow. It feels like we have a really special relationship!!
I opened the footnotes that were dangling like grapes. This one was a bit shocking…!! Ring ring…. Ring ring ring. “No, she’s also the person who leaked the most red medicine. Underlined. Me?” Me? I’m the one who leaked the most of Maru’s red medicine? When did I do that? I don’t remember. I have no idea. When did I—?
“Ah…!” How is that an exposure? It’s just a fact. Come on. If I said Moddeok’s chest is big, would that count as an exposure too?
“No! Then does saying Moddeok’s chest is big count as an exposure too?”
“No…” Is having a small chest a crime? This is too much. Faced with such completely opposite reactions… I was at a loss for words. These people are really too much.
“I’ll move on… Next. Seon-a respects Hima and thinks of her like a hero. In fact, there was even a time when she ended a stream just worshipping Hima. Underlined… That’s right! This one’s correct. I really, really respect Maru. Maru is truly… a woman. A real woman. If God said only one woman could remain… it would definitely be Maru. Really.”
“Ah… No, if you guys don’t write pretty chats I’m going to bonk you all. I will.” Feed them formula!! Then!! Then it’ll be fine. I really respect Maru. Anyone who badmouths Maru is getting bonked bonked bonked bonked. I’ll never forgive them.
“Next…” From here on, it was all boring stuff. Just that we showed good chemistry in some game, that we’re connected through the crew… that was about it. Normally I’d ramble a bit here, but… I didn’t. All I could think of was her face. Maru’s pretty face… and nothing else. And that small chest…
“No no no no no. Ring ring… ring ring ring ring.” She has a pretty voice too. Pretty eye-smiles. Great fashion sense… lots of things. Think about the good points. Don’t think about the bad ones.
“I’ll skip it. It’s Moddeok. Moddeok. The Great Melon Queen!!! Whoa.” Without realizing it my energy shot up, then I caught myself. I’m such an idiot. I should’ve scanned the other parts too, but I only looked at one spot so the whole thing became about chests. There’s really nothing else.
“Ehehe.” Looking at the chat, I felt a sense of superiority and it felt good. I wanted to feel it more. This superiority. So this is what it tastes like. A size only I know. A size the viewers can never see. I’ve seen it though. Ehehe. I was drunk on superiority. So this is the kind of superiority those school bullies who walked around with their chests puffed out felt? Really. Those bastards. Enjoying something this good all by themselves? Those real bastards.
“Ha… I can’t tell you.” Ehehehe. The chat went completely crazy. I love it. I love it so much. This is it. I kept staring at the chat before finally saying one thing. “I’ll read about Moddeok. We met in Minecraft… did collabs… Yeah. Right. We’re in the same crew… and we’ve met before.” I wanted to say something like what I said about Maru, but… all I could remember was her chest so I had nothing to say. I really don’t remember anything except her chest. That overwhelming size. Other than that… to be precise, I only looked at that so I don’t know anything else. From now on I should only look at Moddeok’s face properly.
“I’ll talk more about Moddeok later… while looking at Moddeok’s face… and her true self… I’ll learn her true appearance.” If I said more it would probably turn into chest talk again, so I stopped. Next was my friend Raming. Unfortunately I’ve never actually seen her so I had nothing to say. Just a close friend… not yet. How can we be close friends when I don’t even know her face? I need to meet her soon, see her face, and go haha hoho together. Then we can be promoted to close friends. If not, then we’re not yet. I can’t jump to conclusions.
“Raming… she’s my friend. I’ll see Raming later too. We promised to meet. I was so sad I couldn’t see her before!! I’m definitely going to see her!!” Should I move on to the next one? Next is the upright lady, Maem.
“The upright lady appears.” The upright lady Maem. She’s about the same level as me. Thanks to that one thing, my internal sense of closeness reached MAX. So it felt like we were super close and had met a lot. What’s even more meaningful with Maem is… she’s also my first streaming friend after I grew. Among all the people I’ve streamed with so far, she was the first one I could actually talk to properly. Of course I don’t know Maem’s age or face either. She could be older or younger than me. But… just being the same level… because of that one thing, I feel really comfortable with her. It’s a bit different from Raming… Since Raming is on a higher level, there’s some distance if we’re not actual friends, but with Maem there’s no distance at all. Really, level matters that much.
“She’s an upright lady. I asked Maem to do the ‘kwaaak’ because she’s so upright, you know? And Maem actually did the ‘kwaaak’ for me. So do you know what I said? I went ‘Illu-wait’!! She’s a total upright lady.”
“When? Ah, just now. While we were talking about what game to play! Ah. In the collab. We did it in the collab. And I also made plans to meet Maem. A real-life meetup. When I said I wanted to meet, Maem said she was confident. She said it wouldn’t be a problem even if we met. This is huge. Maem’s broth… you can trust the red medicine.” I even chopped up Maem’s broth for them. I’m the only streaming friend Seon-a has, right? True colleague love is Seon-a. Hehe.
While looking at the chat I found a good question. “Yes! I’m pretty. Everyone thinks I’m pretty so keep watching! Ehehe.”
The reaction is good. Of course it should be. This is a copy. I copied it from some female cammer… I brought something that’s been verified in the broth room! I’m trying too, okay? Now that I’ve seen everything… should I check the side notes? Uh… huh? No. Don’t lie.
“She couldn’t sing?” But they said it was fine. They said it was good. They said I did well. Why does the side note say I really can’t sing? What is this right now?
“No… I’m going to the coin karaoke.” I ran the coin karaoke excitedly for an hour. Of course I don’t know the reaction!! I just sang my heart out. No, should I really go to a singing academy? It was kind of fun, and it cleared my head!!