Chapter 39

Translator: MadScientist

Chapter: 39

Chapter Title: Heavenly Dick Discovered♡

"Scarlet, now that all five of us are finally here, what should we do?"

"I dunno."

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After all sorts of twists and turns, every single first-generation member of "Magical Live" had gathered at last... but Scarlet looked like she hadn't given it a single thought.

"Just slap together a concept, say hi, go live, sing some songs, and boom—done, right?"

"You're supposed to be our VTuber prez—how do you not know that?!"

"You only figure this stuff out after smashing your head into it!!"

"Um... e-excuse me..."

While Scarlet and I bickered over future plans, Elia timidly raised her hand.

"Yeah? What's up?"

"How about we post a broadcast schedule announcement first, then do our RP intro streams one by one in order?"

Elia stuttered a little at first, but she drew on her seasoned broadcasting experience to lay out a clear path forward.

"Ooh, as expected from the big-corp girl!"

"Sounds good! Let's give it a shot!"

And so, us clueless newbies who didn't even know what the "V" in VTuber stood for nodded along to her idea, and the mood finally started to shift.

"We should activate the streams one at a time so the schedules don't overlap."

"Why's that?"

"If we all pile on at once, viewers won't remember our names, and any quieter members will just get totally buried."

"Aha..."

Plus, she kept things grounded with a cool-headed, objective perspective instead of getting swept up in the hype.

"Elia, we're putting all our faith in you!"

"I suck at this stuff, but please take care of us."

"Um... m-me too. I'm Japanese, but I'll work hard."

Me, Bilhelmina, and Himiko all chimed in with nods of agreement.

"A-ah, yeah! Let's give it our all!"

"Squeeze it! Squeeze the quality! VTuber quality squeeze!"

"...Scarlet."

Anyway, Magical Live—where the majority were non-virgins and aunties—finally got off to a smooth start.

"Hajimemashite! I'm Himiko, the kunoichi who awakened her magical girl powers while working as a ninja..!"

Magical Live's historic very first stream kicked off with our youngest member, Himiko.

"Eh... um, our clan calls magic 'ninjutsu,' and we refer to mana as 'spiritual power'!"

Of course, the viewers flocking to her stream fired off RP questions left and right, right on brand for VTubers.

"Auuu... um... th-that's..."

But the barrage of chaotic comments had sweat beading on her forehead—she was still green at streaming.

"Himiko!!! Concept's breaking! Hold the RP!!!"

"Ah... r-right!"

I stuck by her side just in case, desperately mentoring her along, and somehow her slot wrapped up.

"Haaah... that was exhausting."

"Next up is my turn, then."

No breather—five minutes later, Elia's stream began.

"Hello, Magical Live faithful. I'm the magical girl Saint. I hope today brings days blessed by starlight."

Saint Elia followed up without a hint of a tremble in her voice, nailing her RP naturally and owning the chat vibe from the jump.

...Most of the fans seemed kinda familiar with her somehow, but probably just my imagination.

"Annyeongppi! Th-this is Bilhelmina, who just became a magical girl ppi!"

Bilhelmina's stream came next, but the forced gimmick gave off a weird awkward vibe right away.

...Is she gonna be okay? That bizarre concept's gonna make her suffer for nothing.

"Hmph, you foolish pigs dare crave my true form... No helping it, then."

In the end, her RP shattered in seconds, snapping right back to her real self.

Though honestly, her true self felt way more natural anyway.

"Silence! No one commands this body!"

And surprisingly, she ran the stream like a total pro.

Bilhelmina might actually be a natural entertainer, jitters aside.

"Hey, it's Scarlet Heart, the magical girl for everyone! Nice to meet ya!"

"You fucking assholes!!!!"

And yeah, Scarlet Heart got the worst reception out of all of us.

Tsk tsk. Girl doesn't even know VTuber basics.

Least pretend you're someone else, jeez.

"Alright, now it's my turn."

Finally, it was the quietly waiting eldest member's—our team leader's—go time.

Click.

"Ah... h-hello! I'm the team leader and eternal pure-pure magical smile girl Ersia-tan desu...☆"

I tossed out an awkward wink and cutesy aegyo, and the chat exploded with all sorts of reactions.

"A girl's age is a seeeecret!☆"

Obviously, my avatar looking way too much like my real self had a few sharp-eyed viewers sniffing out my identity, but I slapped on a steel plate of denial and ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠powered through.

"No meany words to a pure girl!!!"

I smacked kicks on the truly vile comments crossing the line, keeping a tight grip on the vibe...

"Um... how old do I look?"

"Ehehehe... pretty close! +10 Ersia-tan points!"

Anyway, my stream settled into a peaceful(ish) groove and chugged along just fine.

"Ersia-tan hasn't even held a boy's hand!☆"

Stuff like that—like fielding flirty thirst traps from viewers—didn't faze me one bit.

And honestly? Streaming was way more fun than I'd expected.

Like, lisping out aegyo and bantering back and forth with chat? Total blast.

Wooooong!!!

But our fun little party didn't last.

The mana detector started blaring ominously.

"This is...!"

"Ersia-tan! A-Rank villain downtown—we're the closest team!"

"Got it. Order evacuations and deploy now."

Scarlet shouted urgently, and like the veteran I am, I got geared up in a flash.

"You guys know this? Magical Live VTubers double as hunters on duty! We'll live-stream the fight too—cheer us on!"

Chat was thrown at first, sure, but our battlefield idol gimmick landed fresh enough to pull decent reactions.

If we clap this villain looking cool as hell, our popularity's gonna skyrocket.

"Let's go."

"Yeah!"

Splash!!!

With that, Scarlet and I rocketed to the scene on magical flight magic.

"Kuhuhu, God Finger's gonna make you all ovulate!"

"Your rampage ends here, A-Rank villain!"

We zipped to the scene on magical flight and moved to intercept the bastard immediately.

"Hoh, and who might you bitches be?"

"We're Magical Live, the magical girls of justice!"

"Hm. Never heard of ya."

He was a burly dude rocking a mask with four eyes.

Didn't look that dangerous on the ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠surface, but...

...the female hunters sprawled at his feet said otherwise. No underestimating this guy.

"Ersia-tan, I'll take this one!"

"Gotcha!"

Just as the villain reared up to go wild, Scarlet shot forward like a bullet and swung.

As the S-Rank #2 hunter packing insane power, I figured she'd squash this scrub easy.

Zzzzzzt!!!

"What the...?!"

"I'll show you why no woman can beat this body!!!"

But pink mana coiled around the villain's fingertip and blasted straight at Scarlet...

"Ovum Flash!!"

Pok.

It nailed her ovary dead-on, deep in her lower abdomen.

"Ah..."

For a split second, Scarlet could've sworn time froze.

The villain's swift moves, that pink-mana-charged finger—they all felt like slo-mo.

The sensation of her ovary crushed flat under his fingertip echoed out in silent waves...

"Ogogogogogogok?!♡♡♡♡♡"

Psheeeeeew!!!!

Scarlet Heart straight-up gushed a massive squirt from her pussy, eyes rolling back as she climaxed hard.

"Scarlet!!!"

"Stay back! Unless you wanna watch her ovaries get wrecked!"

Pok pok!

"Nngoooooooook?!♡♡♡ Ovary poke orgasm?!♡♡♡"

I bolted to save her, but God Finger's warning—mashing her ovary flat—forced me to halt.

"Ohook...♡"

"Uahaha!!! Behold my ace technique: Ovum Flash!"

Ovum Flash.

One of A-Rank Villain God Finger's secret techniques.

A striking attack that wraps the fingertip in pink mana.

The moment it collides with a woman's ovary, it forces a lewd, compulsory ovulation climax—a truly threatening ultimate move.

But activating it demands insane conditions.

1. Mana contact time and ovulation climax must sync within 0.000001 seconds.

2. Must perfectly grasp the target's uterine structure.

3. Success rate skyrockets the more fertile the woman is.

Which meant... as tricky as the setup was, once it landed, it wrecked women fatally.

"Kuh... Scarlet!"

In the end, all I could do was grit my teeth and glare as her precious eggs got abused right in front of me.

"Now I'm gonna fuck your precious magical girl raw!"

Slrr.

He flashed a sleazy grin and started undoing his pants.

"Uu..."

"Your purity's mine now!"

God Finger ripped off his mask and bellowed triumphantly at the ovary-shocked, trembling Scarlet.

"...Oh."

But even through her hazy vision, Scarlet let out an impressed gasp at his bare face.

'Damn, he's kinda hot...'

Square jawline, sharp eyes, clean and manly vibe—she blinked.

'Heavenly dick discovered♡'

And so, in this clusterfuck of a moment, the move she pulled after 0.3 seconds of processing was...

"Kyaaaa?! I don't wanna get raped by a villain...!"

"Uhehe, gonna defile that pure lil' you!"

"..."

Scarlet suddenly unleashed the cutest scream, playing the damsel... and God Finger ate it right up, hook, line, and sinker.

Wow.