Chapter 34
Chapter 34
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 34
Chapter Title: Don't Put Your Finger in My Womb
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Ring ring.
Click.
"Haa... finally back home..."
I'd wrapped up a hectic schedule in Japan and barely made it back to Korea.
Thud.
The moment I opened the door, I dragged my exhausted body straight into bed and collapsed face-first.
"Hngh... I'm so tired, so damn tired."
The encounter with the three shrine maiden sisters, the brutal fight against the Three Poisons...
Even giving birth to Yok Mawang Hakurou's twins—nothing had come easy.
"Come to think of it, Himiko-chan said to come visit anytime, right?"
Looking back, new connections had blossomed amid it all.
Himiko, now a proper shrine maiden, and Hakurou gazing at me with those affectionate eyes.
The bond we'd shared lingered like a deep aftertaste.
Of course, there was one lingering issue...
"What the hell am I supposed to do about this prolapsed womb?"
Purr♡
It was the pink flesh protruding from between my legs.
The plump, meaty pouch was drooling love juices from its entrance, practically begging for a cock to be shoved inside.
"This is a real problem... I can't even go out like this..."
Squeeze.
I carefully gripped the protruding womb and stared at it with complicated feelings.
- Ohhh...♡
- Hey, are you okay?
Every step made it swing and jiggle, so I'd walk with my thighs clamped tight—only for the pressure to make my head spin.
- Your meal, sir.
- Nyaaah...♡
And sitting down at a restaurant? It got squished flat, making it hard to even eat.
"I was on pins and needles the whole way home, terrified someone would see..."
I'd pressed my short skirt down tight and shuffled back as best I could.
I could've flown, sure, but...
If anyone spotted me, I'd end up trending online as the "Flying Prolapse Slut" and get doxxed to hell.
"Guess I should shower first."
I shoved miscellaneous thoughts aside, stripped off my clothes, and prepped for a wash.
Swish.
Fling.
I tossed my battle-stained skirt and top into the laundry basket. As I went to change my underwear, something felt off.
"...My boobs feel even bigger?"
I checked in the mirror just in case. The bra I'd bought a year ago was barely hanging on.
Sideboob spilling out, straps on the verge of snapping.
"Urgh, shopping trip again."
These heavy, annoying tits were nothing but trouble—except for how horny they made guys.
And the panties digging into my crotch? They highlighted the cameltoe perfectly.
...Not to mention the womb poking out beside it. Sigh.
"This body just gets trashier by the day."
Back when I first TS'd in my twenties, it wasn't this bad. Now? Total breeding sow vibes.
"I'd kill for a sexy slender figure..."
Sure, this body was eye candy every time I looked, but most women's clothes suited slim builds better.
Picturing an S-line beauty strolling the beach in a dress? Instant envy.
My tits were head-sized, but my ass was so fat I could barely wear panties...
While other girls got praised as pretty or slim,
I got comments like "fuckin' hot," "wanna suck those udders," or "bend over and spank that ass raw"—pure degenerate thirst.
"I wanna get patted and cuddled too..."
Especially when the plump TS girls next door hogged all the "boing boing" cuteness...
I just got "cheese from those tits" or "prettiest milf around"—harsh stuff.
"Sigh, time to shower."
Whining wouldn't change a thing.
Those plump lolis might gorge on snacks and giggle now, but...
Someday their boobs would grow, their bodies ripening into mature curves.
- Auntie, plump-patting is the trend these days, y'know?
- You'll end up just like me when you grow up.
In 20 years, cold reality would hit them too.
"Ufufu, time treats everyone equal...!"
Not jealous of those young, perky girls at all. Nope.
I used to be a sexy slender cutie too!
- Shwaaa (Quit bullshitting and wash up.)
"..."
Might've been my imagination, but the showerhead seemed to say something. I gave up and stepped into the stall.
"Hoo..."
Under the warm cascade, I quietly gazed at my reflection.
'Yeah... I really am pretty.'
My popularity might fade over time, but I'd always love myself.
Just like how others adored me.
"Hm-hmm~"
As the warmth seeped in, I finally relaxed, humming while caressing my body.
Squirted shampoo into my glossy long hair, massaged my scalp, then rinsed it like a waterfall.
Lathered body wash over my massive breasts, scrubbing carefully under them to avoid rashes.
Plop.
"Hgut?!♡"
Sometimes my sensitive nipples brushed my hands, leaking lewd moans.
...Hold it in. At least finish showering first.
"This is the real problem child."
Under the pouring water, I eyed the dangling womb with mixed emotions.
How the hell do you wash this? Should you even?
"No, I picked up dirt outside—gotta clean it."
Stroke.
But I steeled myself and gripped the womb with both hands.
Just endure a little.
"Here goes...!"
I aimed it under the strong spray.
Shwaaaaa.
"Ah... Hiii...♡ Ohh... my womb feels..."
Having my womb showered was insanely risky.
To clean a woman's sacred spot, I had to spread my pussy in the sluttiest pose imaginable.
That sensitive, soft flesh getting pelted by water droplets...
"Hngk...♡ No, I'm doing this to keep my womb clean...!"
I denied the pleasure, clamping my mouth shut and forcing my rolling eyes steady.
You can't get pregnant with a dirty womb.
I can't hold you close with this thing flopping around.
A slightly twisted mantra from some full god's book.
True to it, I battled desperately for my womb's sake.
"Ohoh...♡ I won't cum during womb-shower time...!"
After ten resolute seconds, it was spotless.
Th-this has to be it, right? All done?
"Ah."
Wait, I'd never actually cleaned inside...
Skip it? Nah, my trusty womb mouth would've blocked any germs anyway.
Peck peck♡
"Nope, can't trust it..."
But seeing the entrance gaping from the water's excitement shattered my flimsy faith.
Could I really rely on this drooling, sloppy hole?
What if bacteria infected my ovaries and I hit early menopause...?
"Fuck this!"
In the end, I spread the entrance with my fingers and shoved it under the spray.
Might as well man up and wash the inside too...!
Shwaaaaa.
"Ahi iiiiiik?!♡♡♡ Water's filling my womb...?!♡♡♡"
...That turned out to be a pointless, braindead move.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Phew, feels refreshing."
Post-shower, my clean body and somewhat sated lust(?) cleared my mind.
"Easy now..."
Of course, sitting meant donut cushions to avoid squishing the womb—basic protocol.
"Oh, some texts piled up."
I grabbed my smartphone and replied to the backlog using the old T9 keyboard.
[Overbearing Junior]
- Ersia-nim!!! Made it back safe?!?!
- Yup, rest up and recover fully...
- (Lightning thumbs-up emoji)
My ever-energetic junior was still recovering from Japan injuries, planning to return after more rest...
[Himiko]
- Ersia-nim! Friend added properly, right?!
- Yeah, text anytime from now on.
- (Tricolor cat nodding furiously sticker)
The cute kunoichi girl who'd entrusted her back to me on the battlefield—we'd bonded like comrades.
[Haku - Ray]
- Ahem, Ersia... could you recommend that infertility clinic you mentioned? Haven't had periods lately, it's worrying...
- Hold on, I'll ask around.
- (Squished shrine maiden sending heart sticker)
Hakurei, the shrine maiden cursed with menopause by the toad yokai—her request popped to mind.
"Tentacle Doc's at Master Ryu Se-hwa's dojo, so off to her place."
But today? Just schedule it and crash. Too exhausted from all the ordeal.
"Send goodnight stickers..."
I pulled the blanket to my chin and closed my eyes.
Crunch.
"Aheeeeeek?!♡♡♡ My woooomb?!♡♡♡"
But at 4 AM, I rolled over, squashed the womb, and sleep vanished.
...Gotta get Tentacle Doc to fix this ASAP.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Anyway, that's what happened."
- ...
Time passed, and now I was at Ryu Se-hwa's, showing off the womb poking from my panties to her and Tentacle Doc.
"What the actual fuck are you doing...?"
Ryu Se-hwa muttered in disbelief at my sight.
- ...
Tentacle Doc solemnly wriggled his tentacles over my womb for examination.
"Th-that's what?!"
But his verdict was pure shock.
- ...
"A curse from birthing yokai causing prolapse... who knew there'd be side effects like this?"
This could derail my growth plans.
No other way?
- ...
"Collect semen from all the guys you've met...?"
📜 EMERGENCY QUEST 📜 Curse Lift: Semen Collection
📍 Goal: 10 creampies in "Prolapsed Womb" state
⏰ Targets: Virginia, Lightning, Zephyros, Ksharnak
🎁 Reward: Curse Removal
"..."
This ain't easy.