Zick expected the usual fantasy package after reincarnation: a beautiful saintess, an elegant elf archer, maybe a knight captain with a hidden crush.

Instead, he gets... an old mage, a grumpy knight, a goblin thief, a suspicious porter, and a priest with enough baggage to fill a cathedral.

His hero's party has exactly zero women.

Somehow, this collection of society's "unsold inventory" keeps accomplishing impossible quests through a mix of bad luck, bizarre misunderstandings, and Zick's mysterious Player Log authority. They're dysfunctional, argumentative, and more than a little suspicious—but before long, they're also the most dependable companions he could have asked for.