I died in a traffic accident, so according to isekai trends, I should have gotten at least one cheat skill by default.
I didn't remember meeting any god, but usually, saying the words out loud is how you trigger the pop-up menu.
Swallowing the blood in my mouth, I shouted with confidence.
"Status Window!"
The beefy guy holding me by the hair slammed his fist straight into my cheek.
*CRACK!*
My vision flashed white before returning. There was no semi-transparent blue screen, nor any list of overpowered skills. Just the boy's forehead heavily creased in disgust.
"What the hell is this crazy bitch talking about?"
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