When I came to my senses, I had a body that looked to be less than 10 years old.
"We will take this child."
"What nonsense. He is a child perfectly suited for the Black Lord."
"Ahem, please don't raise your voices while the child is listening."
"That doesn't sound like something the person drooling the most should say."
Being obsessed over by things called guardian spirits was a bonus.
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